deducecanoe:

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ashtonjpage:

passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

OMG, I can’t.

 Oh man yeah this is a super common thing, we have one of these in my preschool room, too, except ours is a picture of Obama. When the kids are upset or angry or want to tattle or whatever they “Go tell the President” and its my favorite thing.

GO TELL THE PRESIDENT

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thatssoscience:

bbcnewsus:

"Failure is not an option"
Alyssa Carson, 13, is determined to be the first person to land on Mars.
This is more than wishful thinking - Nasa thinks she has a chance and she’s already in training.

This little girl is my hero

thatssoscience:

bbcnewsus:

"Failure is not an option"

Alyssa Carson, 13, is determined to be the first person to land on Mars.

This is more than wishful thinking - Nasa thinks she has a chance and she’s already in training.

This little girl is my hero

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ryukomatoisenpai:

worked on this for 3 days with this playing on a constant loop

ryukomatoisenpai:

worked on this for 3 days with this playing on a constant loop

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volatileartstuff:

i haven’t done anything for the King AU yet so ?? here
>skips off to continue being AU trash

volatileartstuff:

i haven’t done anything for the King AU yet so ?? here

>skips off to continue being AU trash

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elvendork-its-unisex:

i can’t believe gavin died thinking I didn’t know his name! (x)

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jonsnowysnow:

Gavin’s 2 seconds of exasperation are basically the concentrated anger of everyone else in the office whenever he’s fucking around.

Source

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welcometonightblogging:

The official language of Night Vale is still dance, right?

Imagine Cecil, dedicated to the rules as always, only speaking aloud whilst hosting WTNV and taking calls. He then goes home, takes off his coat, slouches into the sitting room, and proceeds to perform the robot for Carlos’ viewing pleasure.

"Yes, science is still working. Thank you for asking, Cecil. How was your day?"

Zealous jazz hands.

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