murasakiyugata said: Maureen and Daniel would have the most blasé courtship ever. "So. You wanna fuck or something?" "Affirmative." *ten minutes later* "Was that satisfactory?" "Yeah, sure."
"This is…a little bigger than I was expecting, to be sure."
"I told you it was a big flea problem…! Can we call the exorcist now?”
"I don’t think the exorcist can help— I think it’s radioactive."
"Yeah, great, he can wear a hazmat suit. Whatever, Science Guy, I’m calling him."
Carlos tried applying an amplified flea repellent to the critter.
Three interns were lost in the ensuing catastrophe.
An oldie but goodie. Look at Mr. Serious Science. Goodness.